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223/365 – Ironic Hoarding
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223/365 – Ironic Hoarding

Guys!  It’s totally like rain . . . on your WEDDING DAY!  It’s like a free f’ing ride . . . WHEN YOU’VE ALREADY PAID!  OMG!  It’s like free advice, that you just didn’t take!  Like, who woulda thought?  It totally figures, right?

Irony.  Right Alanis Morissette?  RIGHT?

(Side note — This video is incredible creepy to me.  Especially Alanis in the back seat with the green sweater.  She; looks like she’s having a seizure.  Isn’t that ironic?  No?  Okay.  Isn’t that creepy?  Yes.)

The fact is, I can’t boast about knowing what’s ironic or not.  Everyone and their mom has complained about this song, saying that what Ms. Morissette claims to be ironic is really just coincidence.  Whatever – she made a million bucks, so blah.

And for some reason she got to lay God in Dogma. Morgan Freeman is pissed.

This site doesn’t help me understand irony one bit.  It’s all about opposite intentions and outcomes.  So, I think what I’m about to describe as ironc, isn’t.  Sorry.  See, today I spent all day packing dishes and kichen appliances for our move.  All while watching Hoarders.

I think it’s funny watching crazy people struggle with their emotinonal attachment to things while I haphazardly throw things out or donate them to reduce clutter.  Stupid hoarders.  Not irony.  I understand, but it’s hard not to say, “Look at how ironic my packing is.”  Would it be ironic if I was packing for a move that will not happen?  Oohhhhhhhh.

Actually, I think this picture is ironic . . . or an oxymoron at least. Happy Movers.

I’m a writer, but I guess I just don’t care about literary definitions.  Hell, I’m a writer and my spelling and grammar are dismal at best, so I’m not exactly following the herd on this one.  Anyway, back to watching overweight people shuffle around their crowded homes while they justify keeping a cupboard of expired beans.

Oh, yeah, keep that. I can use it later to kill myself so I can pass along my mess to my kids.

Man, my life is good.

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