Monthly Archives: July 2012

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283/365 – It’s Not What You Know . . .

Really.  This town — Hollywood, Los Angeles, what ever you want to call it — this down is redonkulous when it comes to talent.  I’m not saying that there isn’t any talent here.  There’s tons of it.  But it so saturated in crap that, often, […]

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282/365 – The Journey

The Dark Knight Rises might just be the only movie  that gives me heart palpitations as the release gets closer and closer.  The last film to do that was . . . The Dark Knight.  Okay, I really like Batman.  A lot.  It’s not just […]

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281/365 – Sloth

God.  My lord in heaven.  Seriously.  I feel gross.  Gross and tired and gross.  Lethargic even.  You’d think in Los Angeles, with all the sunshine I’d be in a better mood, be more active and energetic.  Nope. My activity meter is pretty low and it’s […]

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280/365 – BORED GAMES

For crying out loud.  I am bored.  I don;t have the money to do anything and I just can’t get myself to go outside.  This sucks.  Megan may play a board game with me — but she doesn’t seem to keen; in her PJs at […]

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279/365 – The Amazing Spider-Man

“In retaliation for Andrew Garfield’s portrayal of Spider-Man, Toby McGuire plan on staying rich.” #WhitePeopleProblems One of my first jokes on Twitter this past week.  You know, to prep myself for the Conan interview.  However, in all seriousness, this whole Spider-Man reboot has some people […]

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278/365 – Feeling like Crap

Went into my PGA internship and after al the crap we ate yesterday, I feel hungover.  But I didn’t even drink anything.  Why do I feel so crappy.  Then there’s the fact that everyone in Hollywood has the day off but us — so there’s […]

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277/365 – Judge Rhinehold Versa Joan Crawford

You know, America never really gets the chance to brag.  We’re a pretty quiet, meek country who is shy about our achievements.  So, today, On America’s 236th birthday, I think we should really scream and yell, get drunk and set off dangerous, multi-colored explosives . […]

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276/365 – Apartment Flip

When Megan and I were looking for our first place in Chicago, we were running into dead ends left and right.   One apartment was taken out form under our noses.  The others were just so sub par.  We decided to place our money on […]

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275/365 – Like The Sands In An Hour Glass . . .

Remember Yesterday . . . how I bought 3 games for real cheap at Gamestop?  Yeah, that yesterday.  Well, today is the proof I needed of how awful of an idea that was.  See, video games cause one thing to happen . . .time to […]

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274/365 – Nerd Reward (For Being A Baby)

Oh, God.  Am I one of those people who needs to shop to feel better about my life?  I hope to god I’m not.  But all evidence points to — Waaa Waaa, I’m a baby.  I’m tiered or looking at apartments.  I want a treat! […]