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307/365 – Monologue Test
© 2012 Timmy Tamisiea. All rights reserved. November 10, 2010 SSS 055

307/365 – Monologue Test

I just finished the test.  The monologue test for Conan.  I’ve been talking about it for days.  You must know what it is by now.  NO?  Look at yesterday’s post for some details . . .

Okay.  So, at noon I went full force.  I had at least 12 different news sites open on my desktop . . . which slowed my computer down considerably.  I just went hog wild while Megan watched me with nervous support.  I had exactly one minute left when I found a perfect article about the North Korean Olympic Team.  Just priceless.  I hurried and got the premise written when my computer slowed to a crawl.  I couldn’t get my e-mail to work . . . I was going nuts.

In the end, I got it through, a little late, but they didn’t disqualify me.  Here’s what I sent:


Yesterday, a hacker posted on the Yankee’s Facebook page that Derek Jeter would miss the rest of the season due to a sex change operation.

Gay rights activists encouraged a nationwide “kiss in” today at Chick-Fil-A Restaurants.

Today, The Labor Department reported that unemployment has risen from 8.2% to 8.3%.

Mitt Romney addressed his tax records by telling the press “Harry Reid really has to put up or shut up, alright.”


A British cyclist admitted to deliberately crashing his bike so the race could be restarted.

Michael Phelps won his 17th gold medal in the last solo race of his career.

A Belarus hammer thrower was ejected from the 2012 Olympics for doping during the 2004 Olympics.

On Thursday it was reported that North Korean athletes will receive refrigerators for winning Olympic events.



Former porn star Jenna Jamison put her support behind Mitt Romney yesterday, stating, “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”

Today, an Australian billionaire denied rumors that he’s trying to build a real life Jurassic Park, complete with genetically cloned dinosaurs.

A report was released Wednesday claiming there are over 83 million phony Facebook profiles.

Today is National Watermelon Day!

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