I’ve been hired to help write videos for a new website that will be popping up soon. Well, hired is a string word. More like offering my time. No pay. But, like all of your early creative endeavors, you usually work for free. Then that […]
Monthly Archives: September 2012
363/365 – What More Could A Girl Want?
Megan and I have had a casual relationship with horror films since our first movie date. Way back in — oh, 2006 — we rented the film Ghost Lake. There are only thre reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, but they are as follows: Bad horror movies […]
362/365 – Failing With Confidence
Man, the last week of this blog has been chop full of improv talk. Blah blah improv blah blah comedy blah blah yes and . . . Sorry about that all 5 of my readers. I also apologize ahead of time as I’m about to […]
361/365 – It’s In Your DNA
So, on the heels of my stand-up tirade a few days ago, I decided to seek out some advice about making it in comedy as a non-standup. I mean, let’s face it, stand-ups in Los Angeles seem to be the ones who get notice, cast […]
360/365 – Picture Lock . . . For Real This Time!
Tonight, I drove out to Playa Del Ray (right next to the LA Airport) to try and lock down my thesis film (Super) Dan. We still had to get the first scene fixed with appropriate speed ramps. If that sounds weird, think about what I […]
359/365 – You’re Hired!
As a point of reference for this blog post, let me give you a list of jobs* I’ve held over the years. (*Jobs as in I actually got paid) TIMMY JOBS: THE SHORT LIST Paperboy Lifeguard Greeter at The Warner Brothers Studio Store College Box […]
358/365 – Helmet Heads
I’m not going to go to far into this post topic. I wrote a pretty concise and accurate Facebook account about this so I’m going to let this do the talking. Somehow, it got a lot of reaction, mostly positive . . . and people […]
357/365 – Sunday Stand-Up
Went to the LA Riot Fest tonight. Which, in my humble opinion, seems like a poor choice for a comedy festival. Especially one in downtown LA. Um, the LA riots of 1992. Are all the comedians doing their sets in fire bombed bodegas while people […]
356/365 – End of Level One
Today was catch up day. So much catch up because of my sickness. Matter of fact, I had so much catch up to do that I can’t even remember what the hell this title of this post means. “End Of Level One”? I wrote this […]
355/365 – A Space Shuttle Is Humping A 747. . .
I guess NASA went up and quit. Got all tired and said, “No way, man. I’m done.” It just put in it’s notice and said, “Space is for the stars, man.” Well, it’s not that cut and clear. Still, for one of the shuttles, I […]
354/365 – Guess What . . .
. . . I’M STILL SICK. Seriously. This is beginning — NAH, screw that — This blows monkeys. Not literally. That’s gross. No, I can’t even remember the last time a sickness has taken over my life for this long. I’ve had to cancel meetings, […]
353/365 – But Justin Bieber Said Not To.
Look, in a civilized society, there’s a need for order. We need cops. We need law and order. It’s essential for any city, town or village to function appropriately. Still, why do so many cops have to be raging assholes? Why do they have to […]
352/365 – Breaking Bad (And Flu Pass Times)
. . . . . Oh, hi there. I didn’t see you creeping up on my blog . . . BECAUSE I’M STILL SICK. Seriously. I haven’t been sick for this many days since I was 6 years old. What the hell. I HATE being […]
351/365 – ILL
Sick. Really sick. Like deathly sick. In bed, trying to live just . . . a . . . little . . . longer. The fact that I’m typing right now is amazing. I have a feeling this week is going to be a TOTAL […]
350/365 – Aftermath
Something is not right . . . Something is very not right. Last night . . . What did I do? I had some Tiki drinks at Tiki Ti. Check. I had some drinks at Ye Rustic Inn. Check. I was allowed to scarf down […]
349/365 – A Little Midwest Wisdom
Well, yesterday was my birthday but today is my partaaaay day. What! What! Yeaaaaaa BOOOOYYYYE! I’m getting all 1990 in this shit! Okay. That’s over. For now. I can’t promise what will happen later tonight when I’ve had a few. See, tonight I’m meeting some […]
348/365 – And Now A Message From The Other Half.
As a birthday present, Megan will write this post for me. I mean, this is a blog called MeganandTimmy.com, for crying out loud. Take it away Megan! Today is my husband’s birthday. That means a whole new section of cards to choose from at Walgreens. […]
347/365 – Oh, Tell The Old Man In The Kitchen to SHUT UP!
Listen, I’m well aware of my age. Just because you aren’t doesn’t mean I’m not. It’s also no big secret that for the first time in my life I’m hiding my age from the public. This isn’t some kind of midlife crisis or some ruse […]
346/365 – Palm Reading
Buying into weird myths and holistic mumbo jumbo really isn’t my thing. I do think they’re entertaining and it’s fun to let your mind want to believe in them. However, buying a bunch of crystals and making all decisions based on tarot card readings and […]
365/365 – Good Night
Part of my job at Conan is to stand in the isle of the studio audience during the commercial breaks. Not too sure of the purpose other than keeping an eye out for people taking pictures or recording the show. The few times I’ve done […]