Something is not right . . . Something is very not right. Last night . . . What did I do? I had some Tiki drinks at Tiki Ti. Check. I had some drinks at Ye Rustic Inn. Check. I was allowed to scarf down some Fatburger. Yes. What happened that was not on that list . . . Getting drunk? Well, that’s a side effect of the first two tasks . . . . . .
Oh! That’s right. Getting sick. That’s not on the list. I mean, a hangover, sure. That’s another side effect of the first two tasks. But sick . . . damn it. NO. That was not on the list.
So, I’m getting this horrible sinus headache, I’m all stuffed up, coughing and sneezing and I feel a fever coming on. Thanks new year! If this is a sign of how my year is going to go, I might as well invest in Ny-Quil. Damn-it!
Here’s a movie about how unfair everything is . . . I’m going to die now.