346/365 – Palm Reading

That and I'm married.

Buying into weird myths and holistic mumbo jumbo really isn’t my thing.  I do think they’re entertaining and it’s fun to let your mind want […]

345/365 – 9/11

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Back on September 11, 2001, I got up in the morning and got ready for a day of memorizing.  I was playing Richard III in […]

344/365 – Almost Famous

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So, I’m sitting in the 3rd floor kitchen in the Conan offices — also known as the monologue interns’ writers room — finishing up my […]

343/365 – What Do You Get When You Cross Patrick with an Asian Dude…

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I would like to introduce you to  my new favorite hero.  He’s a mix between my brother Patrick and this funny fat dude I knew […]

342/365 – Inventing Funny

The real Bella Itkin.  This was probably how she looked at me when I was trying to organize her library.  "Silly American boy."

For some reason, improv shows attract people who think their ticket is also a performer’s pass.  To them, improv means that they get to be […]

341/365 – Conan’s Bruise

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This past week I was lucky to have witness, live, an event that made all the internet buzz.  I could explain it, but video is […]

340/365 – Pay It Forward

"I'm broke.  Get a paid internship."

A lot of people are up in arms about the idea of internships.  The New York Times had article that basically compared internships to the modern […]

339/365 – 5 Fashion Trends That Need to Die

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If there’s one thing I really enjoy about living and working in the comedy world is this complete lack of pretentiousness.  Others would say we […]

338/365 – I Have The Fortitude of a Fat Cat

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I hope that got your attention.  If it didn’t, I have plenty more fake post titles I can subject you to.  See, this is one […]

337/365 – Theme Music for the Deaf

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Listen, I don’t expect television shows to have theme songs that blow your mind away . . . You know what, screw that.  Yes, I […]

336/365 – Kill Me Now!

Imagine if the Aztecs had been off by a few symbols.  2012 the movie would have been just another disaster movie . . . oh, it was just another disaster movie.

Things just seem to pile up when it comes to this blog.  Go back in time and you’ll find that there are some obvious days […]

335/365 – The Getty

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In a town whose every inch is bathed in sunlight, we sure like to stay inside, Megan and I.  We could blame it on the […]

334/365 – Informed

What?  I heard about the sex scandal . . . Ohhhh, you want a sex scandal.

Things are busy.  But good.  I’m becoming more informed than I ever have before.  Reading the news websites and getting acquainted with politics again is […]

333/365 – That “Oh Shit” Moment

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It’s been really exciting knowing that I’ve kept my wedding promise to write one of these posts everyday for a year.  It’s much more exciting […]

332/365 – The Dream Machine

Larry.  The real dream machine.

Do you know what’s more embarrassing than playing 7th grade basketball in super tight 50’s shorts?  Having a step-dad attend the games and yell, “Timmy […]

331/365 – Fear

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I was asked what my biggest fear was a few weeks back.  It was for an improv class and I was unprepared for the question, […]

330/365 – Ellen

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When I was in Chicago, good things were happening all the time.  It wasn’t as if I was some down on my luck bum, scooping […]

329/365 – Hard at Work, Or Hardly Working?

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Busy bee am I.  Just buzz buzz buzz.  Weeeee.  Just zipping around.  Getting things done.  Making the rounds.  Feeling the feel.  Pooping the chud.  Chewing […]

328/365 – Blah, Blah, Blah, Improv, Blah

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The surest way to know if someone is not confident in their knowledge is if they over explain something.  Actually, it’s probably a better indicator […]

328/365 – LA at Night

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Thought this may, MAY be a day off.  Good try, Tamisiea.  Nope.  No day off for you.  So much writing.  So much work.  Between personal […]