307/365 – Monologue Test

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I just finished the test.  The monologue test for Conan.  I’ve been talking about it for days.  You must know what it is by now. […]

306/365 – Test Prep

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Okay, so here’s how the Conan test will go.  At noon, tomorrow, Friday the 3rd of August, I (and 7 other applicants) will have exactly […]

305/365 – Serrano Ave

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All things change . . . positions.  Or, nothing stays put for long.  Um . . . to every thing, turn, turn, turn . . […]

304/365 – Musical Auditions

Of course, to me, this man is the only TRUE music man.

You know that dreadful feeling you get in the pit of your stomach before an important event?   It feels like pulsating orb radiating electricity […]

303/365 – You Are Our 300th Customer!!!

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(09-02-2012 — EDITORS NOTE — Because of a numbering fiasco (see Aug 31 Post) This is not the 300th post.  It’s the 301st. Ugh) HOLY […]

302/365 – Day-O-Megan

Excuse me sir.  Ma'am . . . No, I don;t want any oranges.  i was just wondering if you I could do a monologue from my show that starts in an hour.  Really nervous.

Megan’s on fire . . . SERIOUSLY!  She’s on fire.  Put her out!  Please! Silly readers.  Would I actually just write that she was on […]

301/365 – Back to Basics

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Sometimes it’s nice to get back to basics.  You know, return to a way of doing things that isn’t complicated by layers of emotion, experience […]

300/365 – Monologue Test

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I think I’m one of those people who fears success.  Or, at least, I think that my behavior is what that term refers to.  The […]

299/365 – Sick Day

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Just feel like crap today.  Couple that with the fact that I have so much work do get done, that I have to make this […]

298/365 – Saint Dean

This is Saint Dean . . . don't fear the sword.  It's a replica.  He collects them.

So, as an older male who should have his shit together, I should be a littl more sheepish, possibly ashamed, of the statement I’m about […]

297/365 – Less Money = Adulthood

Honey, Im home form work . . . ie, the wishing well.

When do boys become men?  Or better yet, when do we pass through the ring of fire into adulthood.  Some people think it’s when we […]

296/365 – Bumper Kissing

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We all know . . . you hate Los Angeles. Seriously.  I get it.  You saw a comedian make jokes about LA or walked Hollywood […]

295/365 – Bender & Fry

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Before I met Megan . . . Before I decided I wanted to make films . . . Before I thought I could be an […]

294/365 – Nothing to Look Forward To

You might as well have broken my back, Bane.

When your birthday is a month away, there’s a mounting anticipation.  An excitement . . . weeks of excitement that builds.  What gifts will I […]

293/365 – Comedy Westerns

If you're expecting me to write something funny here, may I remind you to just look at the picture again.

Farting around a campfire.  When you do it as a kid at a sleepover camp, it god damn funny.  When you see grown men do […]

292/365 – The Dark Knight Rises

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. . . . . I’m kind of speechless right now.  I just walked out of the Producer’s Guild’s pre-screening of The Dark Knight Rises […]

291/365 – COMMENT!

Or I'm just one crooked mother f'er.

COMMENT! COMMENT! COMMENT! COMMENT! COMMENT! Do you see a theme here? Someone’s reading this blog . . . I hope.  The counter is about to reach 46,000 hits in […]

290/365 – The Dark Knight’s Big Adventure

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As the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises approaches, I’m becoming more and more giddy.  This movie will not disappoint . . . me at […]

289/365 – The Difference Between Justice and Punishment

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Just another day at the office.  Reading scripts.  Getting this blog written.  Eating stuff.  Doing stuff . . . . stuff. Then I find this […]

287/365 – Venice; A Social Dichotomy

I mean, we could own this water soaked crap hole, but then again, I own Assassin's Creed 2, so what's the need?

Megan is a complex girl.  One minute she’s happy and the next she’s happy . . . er?  Actually, Megan is easy on the mind […]