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Tag Archives: megan

Tag Archives: megan


365/365 – Good Night

Part of my job at Conan is to stand in the isle of the studio audience during the commercial breaks.  Not too sure of the purpose other than keeping an eye out for people taking pictures or recording the show.  The few times I’ve done […]


348/365 – And Now A Message From The Other Half.

As a birthday present, Megan will write this post for me.  I mean, this is a blog called MeganandTimmy.com, for crying out loud. Take it away Megan! Today is my husband’s birthday. That means a whole new section of cards to choose from at Walgreens. […]

Fatcap makes me fat happy.

286/365 – Blind Boxes

If you’re a fan of this blog and you read it often, then you’re weird.  Seriously.  Go to The Onion or Cracked.com.  I’m just this guy, you know. Still here?  Okay, now that all the posers are gone (thanks for sticking around Mom) I have […]

Don't tell me this isn't creepy.

285/365 – COMIC CON, Y’ALL! (and megan’s birthday)

Relationships are complicated.  They’re hard.  They can be just weird.  However, when I look at my relationship with Megan, I find no complications.  It’s why I married her — she makes everything seem so easy.  No drama.  No head games.  She gets me and I […]

See, Megan, he;ll give you crabs . . . oh, that's a lobster?  You win this round Mr. Brown.

226/365 – What Greek Drama is This?

Megan has some cute habits when she’s tired or sleeping.  She’ll revert into this childlike state, swatting the cares of the world away as she races towrds slumber and sweet dreams of Alton Brown . . . that hussy.  Alton Brown.  Not Megan.  He’s probably […]


217/365 – Skin So Soft

Today was the wedding of our great friends, Abby and Meredith.  One’s Jewish.  The other is Indian.  Let the wackiness begin. Actually, this wedding was so fun and so unique.  It made me miss these times when Megan and I were planing our wedding.  The […]

A porn star I am not.

213/365 – Naked and Proud (Or, Don’t Scare The Chinese Kid Across the Street)

I am a lot of things.  Weird, maybe.  Hyper at times.  Quick tempered.  Maybe even sexy . . . shut up, readers!  All 6 of you. One thing I am not is shameful.  I have no shame.  Not really.  Well, at least not to the […]


205/365 – Megan’s Birthday Gift

I know her birthday is a few months away, but I found the perfect gift for Megan . . .  


200/365 – A Message From Jenna

Megan’s been looking up auditions in LA.  I want her to be happy and able to continue her acting when we move.  Ironically, I found this posted on Facebook — a blog post by Jenna Ficher; the woman who reminds me of Megan.  I think […]

2003 Timmy agrees . . . weeeee!

199/365 – 6 Tickets

Graduation.  A high watermark for many of us.  For most, it will happen only twice in their lifetime.  For others, it’s just a rolling date that delays their entrance into the world as a contributing member of society.  When I was in high school, it […]

Chicago sign

178/365 – Sweet Home Chicago!

Listen.  I don’t have time to write anything special for you, my dear readers.  I just got home surprising Megan after being gone for 6 weeks.  So I’m just giving you a video.  Enjoy.  I have 6 weeks to catch up with Megan . . […]


141/365 – Missing Her

If there’s any testament to the power of love, it has to one that errs on the side of suffering.  Love is something that brings great joy, but it’s power can be physically and tangibly felt when it turns sour.  Not the love itself – […]

I have no idea how Megan sleep with that damn light on.

95/365 – 5 Cute Things About My Wife

I’m reading, for the first time, A Christmas Carol.  It’s surprisingly good for Charles Dickens.  My only run in with that dude was A Tale Of Two Cities my freshman year of high school.  I can say that we were not friends.  A Christmas Carol, […]

Huru Humi is supposed to sound like, "Who you?  Who me?"  Dumb.

68/365 – My Wife The Doll: Test 1

If you haven’t read “My Wife The Doll” yet, do so now so you don’t think I’m crazy. All right!  The Huru Humi dolls came in!  It’s time to test these bitches out!  Well, I mean, these young ladies.  Just a quick recap: Megan did […]


64/365 – Gone Fishin’

Sorry folks.  Really.  Sometimes you just gotta take a real break.  I take them every once in awhile, but I always come back swinging and leave you with some kind of great video.  Today is the first day off I’ve had in awhile where I […]



Well, again, I was up till about 4am.  I’m tired and there’s work to do.  But, TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF OUR ENGAGMENT.  So, instead of writing a whole new post, please enjoy this post from the original wedding website: our engagement story: From Bob […]

Baby, go get me some Ju-Ju-Bees and meet me in the the-a-ter.   Once I'm done whopping this kid, I'm gonna love you so hard, but not so hard I can't watch Steel Magnolias.

35/365 – How Rude!

Okay, I know many of you are waiting in anticipation for the next installment of Tammer the Hammer.  However, something happened tonight and I need to rant.  Since the topic of my rant is perfect for a blog about the first 365 days a marriage (seeing that the majority of my […]

Who Bat-farted?

16/365 – Na na na na na na na na CATCH UP!

CATCH UP Okay.  I’ve come to a conclusion about blogging.  Not everyday will be filled with prolific insights and enlightening satire.  No.  Some days I will have nothing to write about.  Today is somewhat like that.  I have lots to write, but, again, I’m playing […]